story time

ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A MAGICAL ACORN. PRETTY ACORN SAYS AME. WHY SAYS A U. CUZ I SAID A SO. DID U SAY A SO. NO I SAY SAY A SO. SONG TIME!! NOW U GO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, AND I SAY WHERE IS HIS ACORN ? OHHHH WHERE IS HIS ACORN? SCRAT CANT FIND IT BUT HE WANTS IT HES GONNA CRY NOW OHHHHHH WHERE IS HIS ACORN? SCRAT DONT NEED ACORN SCRAT NEEDS A WATER BUFFALO!!! CUZ URS IS FAST BUT MINE IS SLOW WHERE CAN HE GET ONE I DONT KNOW OHHHHHHHHH HE NEEDS A WATER BUFFALO! NOW SCRATS HUNGRY, BUT SINCE SCRAT CANT FIND HIS ACORN HE'LL EAT A CHEESE BURGER! SO.... HE SAID HER ID LIKE A CHEESEBURGER AND I MIGHT LIKE A ACORN AS WELL. SHE DIDNT TELL HIM ANYTHING BACK AND HE SAID WONT ANSWER ME NOW? CUZ IT WAS MY CHEESEBURGER AND MY ACORN AS WELL MY YUMMY YUMMY YUMMY IN MY TUMMY TUMMY TUMMY. HE WANTS A PARTY IN HIS TUMMY THATS SO YUMMY SO YUMMY!!


THE END FRIEND


p.s. this is a story-song by my pal bff :)

random thoughts :)

1. wat if a guy from Alaska vacationed here in da middle of winter and went to da grocery store just wearing a spedo?
2. if old ppl r supposed to be wise and they don't wear underwear to bed r young ppl not supposed to either?
3. wat would squidward from spongebob squarepants look like in a leotard/tutu?
4. y r they called the pirates who dont do anything when they do do something- lye around and hang out?
5. does da cookie monster only like chocolate chip cookies (da only cookies they show him eating) or does he like all kinds of cookies?
6. if someone randomly started rubbing and poking ur ankle in a movie theatre when u were watching the tale of deaxpero what would u do?
7. i see a red crab and i want it painted black! haha
8. which were made first flop flops or uncomfortable underwear?
9. why does a horse and a donkey make a mule? wouldn't they make a honkey? or a dorse?
10. NASCAR!!

hey hey! contest idea

hey me and my pal r thinking bout doin a kewl type of contest sorta. we were thinking bout doin top ten ugliest dogs, cutest dogs, weirdest dogs ( Mia- hehe), sry only certain ppl would get that joke :) anyway we were thinkin bout doin things like that. we'd like ppl to, in their comments, to write the type of dog and category u'd like it to go in and me and my pal will consult with each other and choose wat order of the dogs. we will also add dogs to the lists. if any dogs show up twice or more they will be put at the top of the lists, cuz apparently they r popular dogs :) hehe :) anyway plz do that and we will have the lists up in about two weeks or however long it takes for us to make the lists. deadline to add dogs is in two weeks though so HURRY UP AND GET THOSE DOGS IN!!!!! hehe thx!

p.s.
they have to be real dogs not hot dogs!!! or brats! haha thats funny :) anyway they have to be able to bark or at least have four legs :)( or three)